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clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

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What happens when teens are home alone

  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off
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yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

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  • ..?
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  • how

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inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in…

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tastefullyoffensive:

[morbus]
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needfulnonsense:

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

Every time I go to the doctor I have to tell at least 2 nurses and the doctor that I have diabetes. It’s in my records but somehow they all miss it and apparently don’t talk to each other to point it out. Still, I appreciate that they have several people ask the same questions so there’s more chances to catch anything they missed.

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caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

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whiteboyfriend:

ayyyyyyy

whiteboyfriend:

ayyyyyyy

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groovywhitekid:

great
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

be-blackstar:

This is how you handle getting your privileged called out. 

Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking) 

^ THIS

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beesmygod:

ophelia was murdered

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ewebean:

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debbieneedstostrut:

what is the MAGIC

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

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